May 03 2076: Bruce Smiley was signed as a free agent.
Apr 07 2076: Esteban Torrez was released.
Apr 07 2076: Mu Chan was signed as a free agent.
Jan 13 2076: Baptiste Bernard was selected to the national team of Switzerland.
Nov 02 2075: Dallas Maxey was hired as the new coach.
Nov 02 2075: Sal Gold was hired as the new coach.
Nov 02 2075: Will Nowicki was hired as the new coach.
Nov 02 2075: Greg Kimura was hired as the new coach.
Nov 02 2075: Adam Corey was hired as the new coach.
Nov 02 2075: Coach Jody Adams was let go.
Jan 15 2047: Response to the Response to the Tasteless Kennesaw Hooters - by TTWBG on September 1st, 2020
Meet me in Temecula you simple *bleep*.
Jan 15 2047: Open Letter to The Pembroke Pines Gators: - by TTWBG on September 1st, 2020
We know what you did last summer.
You poisoned our food supply, burned our christmas, and delivered a plague unto our lake houses!
If you think we are just going to wait around until you do it again, you are sorely mistaken.
We will be back, better than ever, and we will destroy you. We are trained in gorilla warfare, and graduated at the top of our Tucker Carlson classes. *beep* you.
GO DAWGS
Jan 15 2047: So - by TTWBG on August 30th, 2020
we regret to inform you that because of covid and trumps we are not allowed to move back to cali.
go mavs
Jan 15 2047: Hootie Hoo - by TTWBG on August 30th, 2020
WELCOME, *BLEEP*
Aug 16 2046: Dear Jeff Harris: - by TTWBG on August 6th, 2020