Mar 17 2072: Paramount News- 2072! - by Wassup on December 20th, 2025
PARAMOUNT NEWS
We congragulate Petar and Toshio's selectment to the world classic, Petar representing Croatia, Toshio representing Japan. For the 10th time Croatia has made it! (Finally). By the way congrats to USA for the incredible wins against Mexico, Dominican, Canada and other tough competitors. Paramount after getting knocked back down to VI.9 league is ready to win again! The teams pitching noted as a sign of weakness, we have made some big moves. We started by releasing Freeman who is a good manager (give him a call he has amazing player devellopement). However his pitching devellopment, fielding devellopment and how he handles pitchers was not enough. So we got the much better, very expensive, one of the best managers in all of broken bat Damon Harris who cost 7.20 m but is a great manager and will definatly improve pitching. We released Kevin Watanabe who was a very good pitcher in the past but he was to expensive and to bad modern day. So to replace him we got an absolute steal: Bernardo Barraza, a 33 year old pitcher who cost 0.55 million, and is way better and cheaper then Watanabe was. We also released Joel Callahan and replaced him with player Mason Garrison. We then released another player and promoted pitcher Kenny Riese. We then released another pitcher and promoted Bernardo Cortes. We released Calvin Kirkland and signed Robert Lusk.
Jersey color change for 2071: The team embraces a new teal color for the jersey that will be more lively than the plain black and white original.
First Game of the Season: Paramounts first game of the season will be a one at home against the Colorado Springs Vultures. Make sure to stop by the gift shop!
2072 Official Schedule Release:
March 23rd First Game of The Season Promotion: First 1000 people to arrive get free teal paramount hats!
April 16th Goofy day!: On this date fans are encouraged to wear their goofiest clothes, act goofy and sing goofy.
May 1st Sweet Caroline Day:
Today we celebrate are favorite song that we play every seventh inning if we are winning you know it you love it- Sweet Caroline!
July 1st Mountaineers Day:
On this day show how much you love Paramounts one and only team!
July 16th West Day:
Today are all stars will show those easterns whose boss! We are the west!
July 30th Poodle Day:
Today we celebrate poodles! Owner Was Arnold Sup loves poodles, "Poodles will help Paramount win," He says while stroking his pet poodle, Rally who is one of the teams mascot. So bring your poodle and have some fun!
August 26th Bring your dog day: To celebrate the national day of our favorite pets, you can bring your pooch to the game! Make sure to pet one of Paramounts mascots, the rally poodle on your way out.
September 9th California day: On this date we celebrate all things California!
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Mar 30 2071: A+ for the Aussie - by Wassup on October 8th, 2025
The first Australian ever drafted first round for Paramount has joined the squad. James English has incredible potential. He is a catcher. He is an 2# prospect, and is playing on the Double A Cave Springs Grizzlies team. English is very skilled. He is also able to play shortstop. He is Paramounts future.
Paramount also with the loss of Juan Jauregai has made some major free agency moves. Paramount signed pitchers Joel Callahan and Jorge Cisneros. Over the years pitching was not Paramounts main problem, as the pitchers were the best in the league. No, its the offense. As the only all star last year who was not a pitcher was Petar Erzisnik. Paramount may exceed this year. And we need to.
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Jan 13 2071: Paramountaineers New Year recaps - by Wassup on September 19th, 2025
THE PARAMOUNT NEWS
The Paramount Mountaineers have began the new year. As their second official season in the city of Paramount. New major renovations have begun due to the team being promoted to the V.5 league. However not just the stadium has forseen some major reno's. Juan Jauregai, who played excellent last season earning a all star appearance. However losing a ton of skill going from a 99 overall to a 93 overall. He was also asking for a whopping 3.25 million paycheck. Croatian player Petar Erzisnik and Nigerian player Olusegun Balogun have been selected to play on their national teams. The Paramount Mountaineers announce the years new calender: Jan 30, Get dressed nice and warm and come over to the field for the day Paramount was incorporated. Mar 1, The first day of spring training. March 27, League opening day. June 14, Free signatures from ex-mountaineer Cliff Summers.
July 11, Nations for Mountaineers Baseball day the year old organiztaion created to promote baseball in other nations. Olusegun and Petar come in and as reprisentives for international baseball. Good day to all of you; lets go Mountaineers.
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Oct 14 2070: Paramount News-Division Clinched - by Wassup on September 12th, 2025
THE PARAMOUNT NEWS
Paramount fans celebrate as it is the first time since 2034 that the team has a leauge postseason appearance. This also guarantees for the first time since 2044 to be promoted and to leave the VI.9. The city of Paramount has definatley proved its worth, as the city shall be the home of mountaineers baseball forever. As his first year, owner Wassup is ectstatic. Speaking of which Mr. Wassup himself has announced tomorrow is Mountaineers day, as everyperson who shows up gets a free bobblehead of whatever player they want.
Lets Go Paramount!
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Jul 16 2070: 5 All Stars, 5 Storys- Paramount Mountaineers - by Wassup on August 21st, 2025
THE PARAMOUNT NEWS
A sad for us westerns, as the east claimed the victory. Paramount had five players selected into the all star game. Each with different stories. Lets see these stories.
1. Kevin Watanabe P: Kevin was born in St Albans, West Virginia. He went to the University of Lousiania at Monroe with a sports scholership.His college team the Warhawks won the NCAA championship. He was drafted round 1# in 2056. He played well, with 4 all star appearances in total.
2.Juan Jauregai P: Juan grew up in New York city but his parents are dominican. His Culture did play a big part of what he wanted to do when he grew up. He went to Syracruese University. He was a offseason free agent sign. And he has quickly proven his worth, quickly getting his second all star appearance. We hope he can stay hot.
3.Russell Ragland P: Russells hometown was Hugo, Lousiana. He was drafted out of North Hugo High School as a round 6 pick in 2057. This was his first all star appearance. So far he has lead the league in wins, he is 10W-3L.
4.Josh Harris P: Harris was born in Oakton, Virginia and went to Central Oakton High School. He was drafted in 2060 round 2. This is his second all star appearance. He leads the league with 27 saves.
5.Petar Eržišnik 1b: Petar or Peewee was born in the balkans nation Croatia. Petar grew up in the small city of Sisak. He did not go to school, he played in the Croatian Winter League for the Sisak Sounds. He was drafted this season 2nd round. He proved to mature for the minors and was immediatly promoted. This is his first All Star Appearance.
Five All Star, 5 Stories, 1 team. But united on one team PARAMOUNT has potential.